Big Chris

Tom

Soap

Eddy

Bacon

Winston

J

Charles

Willie

Barry the Baptist

Little Chris

'Hatchet' Harry Lonsdale

Dog

Plank

Paul

Mickey

John

Nick the Greek

Rory Breaker

JD

Dean

Traffic Warden

Lenny

Boxing Gym Bouncer

Nathan

Tanya

Don

Alan / Narrator

Phil

Slick

Doorman

Policeman

Barfly Jack

Gordon

Drowning Man

Gary

Serg

Gloria

Samoan Jo

Policeman

John O'Driscoll

Man in Pub

Frazer

Yuppy in Car