Carl Taylor
James St. James
Susan Wilkins
Louis Fedders
Pizza Man
Maxwell Potterdam III
Biff
Mario
Frost
Luzinski
Mike
Jeff
Jack Berger
Walt Richardson
Judy
Capt. Dalton
Henchman #1
Henchman #2
Henchman #3
Henchman #4
Rent-a-Cop
Narrator (voice)
Flakey Girl (voice)
Voice Over