Zlatan Ibrahimović (voice)

Megan Rapinoe (voice)

'Weird Al' Yankovic (voice)

Rob Stone (voice)

O'Dang (voice)

Zana (voice)

Nautai / Soccer Player #1 (voice)

Palio / Goalie (voice)

Mutant Zlatan (voice)

Ponytail / Slugs (voice)

Cranky Lady / Soccer Player #2 (voice)

Joke Shop Owner / Announcer (voice)