Shane Falco
Jimmy McGinty
Annabelle Farrell
Clifford Franklin
Jamal Jackson
Daniel Bateman
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff
Lindell
Jumbo
Walter Cochran
Brian Murphy
Earl Wilkinson / Ray Smith
Pilachowski
Eddie Martel
Edward O'Neil
Andre Jackson
Mrs. O'Neil
Detroit Quarterback
Heather
Dawn
Red-Haired Cheerleader
Asian Cheerleader
Malcolm La Mont
Himself
Banes
Fumiko's Girl
Dallas Linebacker
Butler
O.D.B.