Machete Cortez
Luther Voz
Mendez
Blanca Vasquez / Miss San Antonio
Luz
Desdemona
Mr. President
Sartana Rivera
La Camaleon
KillJoy
Cereza Desdemona
Osiris Amanpour
El Camaleon
Sheriff Doakes
Zaror
Chepo
Billy
Clebourne
Doc Felix
Nurse Mona
Nurse Lisa
Nurse Fine
Space Babe
Boss of Mendez
Wife of Mendez
Trailer Voice Guy (voice)
Elon Musk
Pris
Lieutenant Brass
Cartel Leader
Voz's Henchman (uncredited)
Radio Guest (uncredited)
Cabrito Cook
Dollface
Dying Cartel Guy
Padre (archive footage) (uncredited)