Jane Ryan
Roxy Ryan
Max Lomax
Bennie Bang
Jim, The Bike Messenger
Trey Lipton
Dr. Ryan
Hudson McGill
Senator Anne Lipton
Ma Bang
Himself
Justin
Big Shirl
Officer Strauss
Simple Plan
Ticket Window Guy
Reinaldo Vocal Effects (voice)
I Love NY Vendor
Ma Bang's Assistant
Truant at Pool
Train Conductor
Asian Guy with Chip
Self
Big Shirl's Beautician
Customer at Ma Bang's
Con Ed Supervisor
Doorman
News Broadcaster
Male Nurse
Mickey the Cab Driver
Steffi Brooger
Tim Brooger