Jip
Koop
Nina
Lulu
Moff
Lee
Felix
Moff's Father
Reality (voice)
Andy
Karen Benson
Pablo Hassan
Fleur
Howard Marks
Jip's Mother
Tyrone
Ziggy Marlon
Hip Hop Junkie
Koop's Father
Jip's Manager
Lulu's Uncle Albert
Lulu's Auntie Violet
Jeremy Faxman
Connie
Luke
Boomshanka
Casey
Herbie
Matt
Moff's Mother
Moff's Grandmother
Martin
Jip's Ex #2
Doctor
Asylum Doorman
Jip's Ex #3
Inca
Tyler
Trixi
Jip's Ex #1
Jip's Secretary
TV Interviewer
Cardiff Bad Boy
Millsy From Roath
Karen Benson's Boyfriend
Tom Tom's MC
Jip's Mother's Client
Koop's Workmate
Bad Boy
Breakdancer / Bodypopper
Bodypopper