Ed 'Eddie' Pekurny

Ray Pekurny

Jeanette

Shari

Al

Cynthia Topping

Mr. Whitaker

Henry 'Hank' Pekurny

Jill

John

Marcia

Ken

Keith

Wife

Felicia

Roach

RuPaul

Ms. Seaver

McIlvaine

Clint

Paul

Panel Member

Husband

Rita

Desipio

Terry

Fig Lady

Dr. Geller

Benson

Barry

Tad

Alice

Jack

Greg

Reporter

Reporter

Tracy

Kevin

Party Goer

Party Goer

College Girl

College Girl

College Girl

Bartender

Snapple Girl

Panel Member

Panel Member

Panel Member

Bill Maher

Jay Leno

Ticket Taker

Lou

Autograph Mom

Teenage Boy

Groupie (uncredited)

Cassie

Con-Ed Guy (uncredited)

Ed Groupie (uncredited)

Motorcycle Cop