Alan Abernathy
Christy Fimple
Gil Mars
Phil Fimple
Irwin Wayfair
Larry Benson
Stuart Abernathy
Irene Abernathy
Marion Fimple
Timmy Fimple
Chip Hazard (voice)
Archer (voice)
Kip Killagin (voice)
Butch Meathook (voice)
Link Static (voice)
Brick Bazooka (voice)
Nick Nitro (voice)
Slamfist / Scratch-It (voice)
Insaniac / Freakenstein (voice)
Punch-It (voice)
Gwendy Doll (voice)
Joe
Neighbor
Wife
Husband
Globotech Telephone Operator (uncredited)
Ralph, Clean Room Technician
Satellite Dish Installer
Miss Kegel