Rick Riker / Dragonfly
Jill Johnson
Lou Landers
Uncle Albert Adams
Trey
Aunt Lucille
Lance Landers
The Chief of Police
Dr. Strom
Dr. Hawking
Dr. Whitby
Blaine Riker
Julia Riker
Young Rick
Mrs. Xavier
Storm
Wolverine (scenes deleted)
Leg-Shaving Wolverine
The Human Torch
Carlson
Stretchy Boy
Stretchy Girl
Sneezo
Barry Bonds
Invisible Girl
Tom Cruise
Matthews
Bank Robber
"Gimme your wallet"
"Dr. Hawking, I am such a fan"
Actual Editor
Lunatic Editor
Jill's Mother
"Mr. Landers!"
Reporter Ed
Undertaker
"Well, an old guy did get shot over there"
News Anchor
Principal
Dead Blonde Woman's Husband
Bank Loan Officer
Paperclip Guy
"Okay, I come back"
Onlooker #1
Onlooker #2
Truck Driver
"Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson"
Live Reporter
King of Sweden
"Take me...."
Dalai Lama
Nelson Mandela
Bishop Tutu
Tony Bennett
Nerdy Dragonfly
Saddam Hussein
Asian Hourglass
"Excuse me, there's a line!"
Mourner
Police Officer
Dead Blonde Woman
Convenience Store Owner
Xavier's Son
Xavier's Daughter
The Guy Who Wipes Wolverine's Ass (scenes deleted)
Student (uncredited)
YouTube User (uncredited)
HS Student (uncredited)
Kid in the Orange Beanie (uncredited)
Pink Superhero (uncredited)
Shaolin Monk (uncredited)
Security Man (uncredited)
Chicken Man (uncredited)
Xavier's Older Son (uncredited)
Bandit in Alley (uncredited)
Award Presenter (uncredited)
Neo-Batgirl (uncredited)
Professor Xavier