George Newman
R.J. Fletcher
Stanley Spadowski
Bob
Harvey Bilchik
Philo
Raul Hernandez
Kuni
Noodles MacIntosh
Richard Fletcher
Pamela Finklestein
Esther Bilchik
Head Thug
Killer Thug
Teri
Joe Earley
Gandhi
Cameraman
Bum
FCC Man
Bartender
Spatula Husband
Spatula Wife
Spatula Neighbor
Sy Greenblum
Crazy Ernie
Blind Man
Earl Ramsey
Joel Miller
Billy
Little Weasel
Teri's Father
Teri's Mother
Fletcher Cronie #1
Fletcher Cronie #2
Phyllis Weaver
Big Edna
Betty
Little Old Lady
Animal Deliveyman
Band: Guitar
Band: Bass Guitar
Band: Drums
Band: Keyboards
Whipped Cream Eater
Thug #3
Thug #4
Guide #1
Guide #2
Yodeler
Mud Wrestler
Satan
Conan the Librarian
Timid Man
Boy with Books
Promo Announcer (voice)