Steven Mills
Celeste Martin
Ron Mills
Jessie Mills
Lucas Budlong
Fred Glass
The Voice of the Bag (voice)
Grady
Council Chief
Second in Command
Cashier
Carl Sagan (voice)
Dr. Morosini
Lexie
Ellen
Kristy
Kimberly
Tenley
Drill Sergeant
Party Guest
Olaf
Kat
Group Captain Winnek Wolfet
12th Navigational Command
Porn Actress
Porn Actor
Reverend
Skippy Budlong
Station Wagon Driver