Harold Lee
Kumar Patel
Neil Patrick Harris
Ron Fox
Deputy Frye
Seth Goldstein
Rosenberg
Dr. Jack Beecher
Colton Graham
Grand Wizard
Vanessa Fanning
Sally
Raylene
Raymus
Maria
Venus
Kenny
Archie
Raza
Tammi
Trisha
Tits Hemingway
Jacuzzi Girl
Interpreter
Light-Skinned Black Security
Cyrus
George W. Bush
Sparkle
Agnes
Travis
Carter
Kim
Joe
Big Bob
Dr. Patel
Mr. Lee
Mrs. Lee
Old White Woman
Random Passenger
Head of Security
Dr. Jonavon White
Ramon
Groomsman
Goon
State Trooper
Carsten
Anton
Random Amsterdam Stoner
Girl at Party (uncredited)
Terry Air Marshal (uncredited)
Dancing Devil in Costume Shop (uncredited)
Dancing Monkey in Costume Shop (uncredited)
Terrorist (uncredited)
Raza's Party Guest (uncredited)