Hedwig
Yitzhak
Skszp
Jacek
Krzysztof
Schlatko
Phyllis Stein
Hansel - 6 years old
Hansel's Mom
Hansel's Dad
Tommy Gnosis
Tommy's Publicist
Goth Menses Boy
Sgt. Luther Robinson
Fat Man
Kwahng-Yi
Trailer Park Neighbor
Tranny Hooker
Singing Boy (uncredited)
Laundromat Customer (uncredited)
Rabid Fan (uncredited)
HedHead (uncredited)
Patron at restaurant (uncredited)
Singer (uncredited)
Self (uncredited)
Renate Options Options - 2nd call girl (uncredited)