Ian Lafferty

Felicia

Lance

Rex Lafferty

Ezekiel

Mary

Ms. Tasty

Andy

Randy

Dylan Lafferty

Bobby Jo

Rick

Becca

Brandy

Mrs. Lafferty - Ian's Stepmom

Mr. Lafferty - Ian's Dad

Hitchhiker

Sandy

Drunk Amish Girl

Pregnant Kristy

Fundraising Girl

Dr. Clark Teddescoe

Angry Cop

Grandma Prisoner

Lindsay

Carney

Lance's Dad

Men's Room Predator

Abstinence Host

Brandy's Dad

Brandy's Mom

Señor Donut Manager

Cousin Tiffany

Jail Cop

Thug Prisoner

Prisoner in Sports Jacket

Mall Prankster

Kimberly

Seamstress

Little Girl at Mall

"Harsh" Guy

Girl Entering Party

Little Boy at Trailer Park

Undressed Abstinence Dancer

Store Cashier

Dwayne

Angry Female Prisoner

Pregnant Woman Prisoner

Female Cop

Creepy Guy

Jogger

Church Dad

Church Mom

Angry Cop's Partner (as Darryll Scott)

Dental Receptionist

Rex's Boyfriend

Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy)

Joe Trohman (Fall Out Boy)

Patrick Stump (Fall Out Boy)

Andy Hurley (Fall Out Boy)

Trucker