Tank

Alexis

Dustin

Professor Turner

Ami

Rachel

Josh

Hilary

Craig

Lizzy

Claire

Dwalu

Merrilee

Carly

Brian

Pedro

Courtney

Laney the Babysitter

Heavily Pierced Kid

Sad Dork

Seamstress

Priest

Chef Slava

Kindly Stripper

Ms. Barber

Hot Coed

Ms. Reiling

Burt

Colleen

Random Guy

Random Guy's Girl

Lee

Grandmother

Angry Date Throwing Water

Irate Customer on Phone (voice) (uncredited)

Wedding Guest