Luther Krank
Nora Krank
Vic Frohmeyer
Walt Scheel
Bev Scheel
Spike Frohmeyer
Officer Salino
Officer Treen
Umbrella Santa / Marty
Father Zabriskie
Blair Krank
Enrique Decardenal
Candi
Merry
Aubie
Ned Becker
Jude Becker
Randy Becker
Mr. Scanlon
Randy Scanlon
Gus Scanlon
Wes Trogden
Trish Trodgen
Dox
Daisy
Choir Director
Burglar
Tanning Intruder
Office Staff
Neighbor #1
Neighbor #2
Husband
Shopper
Manager
Cashier
Schoolgirl
Fireman
Mailman