Joe Cooper
Doug Remer
Squeak Scolari
Jenna Reed
Yvette Denslow
Ted Denslow
Baxter Cain
Joey Thomas
Bob Costas
Al Michaels
Robert Stack
Reggie Jackson
Dan Patrick
Kenny Mayne
Tim McCarver
Pat O'Brien
Jim Lampley
Dale Earnhardt
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Victoria Silvstedt
Reel Big Fish
World Series Announcer (voice)
Little Coop
Little Remer
Dirk Jansen
Ed Tuttle
New Jersey Informant
Wilke - New Jersey Informant
San Antonio Defender
Mime Psych-Out
Peripatetic Player
Heather Kaiser
Brittany Kaiser
Davis
Redmond
Dr. Kaiser
Stephanie
Skidmark Steve
News Anchor
Referee
Hospital Nurse
Surgery Nurse
Surgeon
Driveway Announcer
Driveway Player
Factory Manager
Denslow's Niece Susan
Inheritor
Cabbie
Fireman
Riverdance Referee
Sumo Wrestler
Narrator (voice)
Beer Barrel
Fan
Beers Cheerleader
Felons Cheerleader
Fan (uncredited)
Fan Cam Blocking Fan (uncredited)
Woman in Hospital (uncredited)
Surgeon (uncredited)
Baseketball Referee (uncredited)
Slacker (uncredited)
Riverdancing Football Player #55 (uncredited)
Denslow's Assistant (uncredited)
Mimi Lee (uncredited)
Horrified Fan (uncredited)
Beers Ballgirl (uncredited)
Scoreboard Girl (uncredited)
Umpire / Dancer (uncredited)
Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team (uncredited)
LA World Series Pitcher (archive footage) (uncredited)
Fan Who Gets Hit in Face (uncredited)
Outraged Fan (uncredited)
Reporter (uncredited)
Cheerleader (uncredited)
Watson (uncredited)
Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon (uncredited)
Security Guard (uncredited)
Masseuse (uncredited)
Middle Pole-Dancing Cheerleader (uncredited)
Roswell Alien (uncredited)
Minnesota Spokesman (uncredited)
Grumsky (uncredited)
Baseketball Fan (uncredited)
Maxwell (uncredited)
Man with Shooting Hot Dog (uncredited)
Darcy