Lewis Skolnick
Gilbert Lowell
Arnold Poindexter
'Booger' Dawson
Lamar Latrell
Harold Wormser
Toshiro Takashi
Betty Childs
Judy
Stan Gable
Danny Burke
Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski
Mr. Skolnick
Dean Ulich
Coach Harris
U.N. Jefferson
Mrs. Lowe
Sergeant
Suzy
U.N. Assistant
Mrs. Wormser
Woman
Michelle
Trainer
Lamar's Date
Tough-Looking Guy
Tri-Lamb
Blond Nerd
Plaid Brother
Hooded Alpha Beta
Alpha Beta
Pi
Rho-Rho
Nerd
Mu
Jock
Lap Girl
The Moper