Ed
Dexter Reed
Mr. Wheat
Otis
Monique
Mr. Bailey
Kurt Bozwell
Spatch
Fizz
Deedee
Heather
Shaquille O'Neal
Dancing Crazy
Huge Scary Man
Angry Customer
Corey
Connie Muldoon
Jake
News Reporter
Woman Customer
Upset Customer
Troy
Griffen
Sad Clown
Ice Cream Man
Driving Attendant
Scared Customer
Frightened Customer
Mondo Worker
Elderly Lady
Police Officer
Demented Hills Nurse
Guard
Attendant
Demented Hills Dancer
Roxanne (uncredited)
Mondo Burger Employee / Customer (uncredited)
Student (uncredited)