Enid
Rebecca
Seymour
Josh
Roberta Allsworth
Enid's Dad
Dana
Norman
Doug
Joe
Melora
Sidewinder Boss
John Ellis
Graduation Speaker
Todd
Weird Al
Vanilla
Jade
Ebony
Margaret
Phillip
Black Girl
Snotty Girl
Hippy Boy
Angry Guy (Jerome)
Asian Guy (Steven)
Fussy Guy (Paul)
Pushy Guy (Gerrold)
Fred Chatman
Red-Haired Girl
M.C.
Blueshammer Member
Joey McCobb
Zine-O-Phobia Creep
Masterpiece Video Clerk
Masterpiece Video Customer
Masterpiece Video Employee
Porno Cashier
Rude Coffee Customer
Reggae Fan
Alien Autopsy Guy
Cineplex Manager
Alcoholic Customer
Popcorn Customer
Soda Customer
Garage Sale Hipster
Angry Garage Sale Woman
Phyllis, the Art Show Curator
Roberta's Colleague
Dana's Co-Worker
Seymour's Boss
Psychiatrist
Seymour's Mother
Feldman (Wheelchair Guy)
Maxine (uncredited)
Adult Store Customer (uncredited)
Lady Slowly Crossing Street (uncredited)
Mom in Convenience Store (uncredited)
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