Thornton Melon
Diane
Lou
Jason Melon
Derek
Chas
Phillip Barbay
Vanessa
Coach Turnbull
Valerie
Dean Martin
Dr. Barazini
Professor Terguson
Giorgio
Self
Marge
Sorority Girl
Young Woman
Tony Meloni
Agnes
Girl in Dorm Hallway
Lisa
Contractor
Girl in the Crowd
Young Thornton
Coed #1
Judge
Player #1
Bartender
Mrs. Stuyvesant
Executive #1
Trendy Man
Security Guard
Hot Tub Girl
Executive #2
Petey
Student in Diane's Class
Drunken Student
Girl in Diane's Class
Lisa's Friend
Girl at Dorm Party
Man in Stands
Student at Fraternity Party
Cashier
Rodette
"Twist & Shout" Band Member
Oingo Boingo Band Member