Dana Galen

Aaron Galen

Liz Galen

Felipe the Manny

Sluggy Kornnutz

Herb

Taylor

Evan

Detective

Effie Trinket

Annie

Ryan

Selene

Alice

Clown

Chef Alfredo Pomodoro

Ghost

Dr. Scoletti

Donald / Ronald Crump

Mario Alfredo

Adele

Kat

Michelle

Madea

Bride

Abraham Lincoln

Young Jillian

Young Dana

Groom, Roger Dodger

Paula Bean

Soprano Orderly

Jeremy

Pickles

Herb Rosti

Mary Todd Lincoln

Director

Mayhem Upstate Guy

Bane