Tony Costello
Hughie
Les Wickes
David "Beano" Baggot
Ray Simms
Karen Knowles
Astrid Simms
Brian Lovell
Luke Shand
Clare Knowles
Neil Gaydon
Limo Driver
Lady in Black
Zoë
Young Karen
Young Hughie
Young Beano
Young Ray
Young Brian
Young Les
Young Tony
Young Keith
Gary
Hockney
Not Morrissey
Jason
Steve Greenblatt
Kevin
Waitress 1
Waitress 2
Camille
Natasha
Adam
Apprentice
Pizza Boy
Dutch Kid
Dutch Hitch-Hiker
Club 4 Owner
Dutch Receptionist
Dutch Local
Clive
Tax Woman
Tax Inspector
Female Reporter
Snotty Reporter
Dutch Policeman
Mrs. Baggot
Dutch Lady
Senior Executive
Spanish Bar Man
Dutch Citizen (uncredited)
Yeahman (uncredited)
Bar Girl (uncredited)
Hugh's Dutch Girlfriend (uncredited)