Betsy Jobs
Arlene Lorenzo
President Richard M. Nixon
Bob Woodward
Carl Bernstein
Helen Lorenzo
Bob Haldeman
John Dean
Rose Mary Woods
G. Gordon Liddy
Henry Kissinger
Larry Jobs
Roderick
Chip
Ben Bradlee
Kay Jobs
Frank Jobs
Mrs. Spindler
First G-Man
Second G-Man
Burglar #1
Burglar #2
Fat Freddy
White House Secretary
John Erlichman
Student #1
White House Guard
Hunky Secret Service Man
Mr. Samovar
Shredder Man
Payola Man
Leonid Brezhnev
Russian Translator
Washington Post Receptionist
Kissing Secretary
1st Police Officer
2nd Police Officer
Newsstand Guy
Pat Nixon
FBI Agent
TV News Reporter
TV News Anchor
The Interviewer
Secret Service Agent (uncredited)
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Teen Tourist (uncredited)
Hippy (uncredited)
Tourist (uncredited)