Ted
Bill / Granny Preston
Grim Reaper
De Nomolos
Ms. Wardroe
Rufus
Missy
Sir James Martin
Captain Logan
Elizabeth
Joanna
Colonel Oats
Gatekeeper
Bach
Thomas Edison
Ria Paschelle
Deputy James
Mr. Preston
1st Seance Member
2nd Seance Member
3rd Seance Member
4th Seance Member
"Ugly" Seance Member
"Stupid" Seance Member
Dark Figure
Young Ted
Young Bill
Station
Big Station
Heavenly Greeter
Albert Einstein
Benjamin Franklin
Good Robot Bill
Good Robot Ted
George Washington Carver
Confucius
The Smoker
Primus
Kate Axelrod
The Devil/Station/Evil Easter Bunny (voice) (uncredited)
Station (uncredited)
Futuristic Student (uncredited)
Nigel in Heaven (uncredited)
Bit Part (uncredited)
Trenchcoat Man in Heaven (uncredited)