Curt Wild
Brian Slade
Mandy Slade
Arthur Stuart
Jerry Devine
Shannon
Cecil
Female Narrator (voice)
Wilde Housemaid
Oscar Wilde (8)
Jack Fairy (7)
Jack Fairy
BBC Reporter
Kissing Sailor
Young Man
Lou
Mary
Murray
Tommy Stone
Girl on Subway
Mr. Stuart
Mrs. Stuart
Manchester Teacher
Arthur's Brother
Boy in Record Shop 1
Boy in Record Shop 2
Brian Slade (7)
Pantomime Dame
Pianist
Mod Girlfriend
Mimosa
Curt Wild (13)
Bartender
Cooper
Angel
Freddi
Micky
Cecil's Friend 1
Cecil's Friend 2
Rodney
Middle Age Man
30's Style Singer
Reporter 1
Reporter 2
US Reporter 1
US Reporter 2
US Reporter 3
Teenage Girl
Malcolm
Ray
Pearl
Billy
Trevor
Reg
Harley
Bass Guitar
Lead Guitar
Drummer
Polly Small