Dark
Mel
Montgomery
Kriss
Kozy
Lucifer
Zero
Alyssa
Dingbat
Egg
Cowboy
Bart
Handjob
The Teen Idol
Shad
Lilith
Ducky
Elvis
Zoe
Dark's Mom
Fortune Teller
Jana
Shannon
Noah
Val-Chick 1
Val-Chick 2
Val-Chick 3
Moses Helper
Mr. Sighvatssohn
Mrs. Sighvatssohn
Julie the Newscaster
Egg and Ducky's Dad
The Scary Drag Queen
The Atari Gang
What
Ever
Jujyfruit
Surf
Ski
The Alien
The Photographer
Scary Clown Guy
Drunk Skinhead
Pukeboy