Bruce Campbell
Jeff
Kelly
Mills Toddner / Wing
Mayor
Cheryl
Frank
Dirt Farmer
Clayton
Little Debbie
Big Debbie
Guan-Di / Cavealien Monster
Petra
Cinematographer
Hack Director
Tiny
Fan #1
Fan #2
Fan #3
Wheelchair Fan
Kasey
Charlene
Soccer Mom
Skippy
Liz
Hank
Edna
Split Man
Farmer
Shot in the Chest Guy
Shot in the Shoulder Guy
Shot in the Arm Guy
Shot in the Leg Guy
Shot in the Ear Guy
Bicycle Kid
Old Lady
Disinterested Townie
Stripclub Dancer
Studio Shemp
Bowling Shemp
Sam 'n Rob
The Milkman
Oregon Rain
Producer Shemp (uncredited)
Cave Patrol (uncredited)
Sasquatch Shemp (uncredited)
Gold Lick Townie (uncredited)
Studio Shemp (uncredited)
Hack Director / Annoyed Townie