Van Wilder

Vance Sr.

Kaitlin

Farley

Dean Charles Reardon

Dick Arnold

Yu Dum Fok

Eve

Corporal Benedict

Sergeant Hayes

Blondie

Hot Girl

Hot Freshman Girl

Irving Peppler

Dongmei

Professor Downs

Reverend Dawkins (as Leland Jones)

General Thomas (as Mike Pinewski)