Lance Clayton
Claire Reed
Kyle Clayton
Andrew Troutman
Principal Wyatt Anderson
Mike Lane
Bonnie McBon
Jason
Heather Johnson
Morgan
Bert Green
Jerry Klein
Make-Up Woman
Himself
Newspaper Vendor
Limo Driver (uncredited)
Dr. Pentola
Ginger
Dan Spencer
Peter (as Zach Sanchez)
Jennifer
Chris
Metal Kid
Nosy Neighbor
Mabel
Dr. Dana
Bruce Hornsby's Mic Stand
The Fighting Pug