Crunch Calhoun
Nicky Calhoun
Francie
'Uncle' Paddy MacCarthy
Guy de Cornet
Lola
Interpol Agent Bick
Samuel Winter
Ponch
Ginger
Carmen
Dirty Ernie
Bartkowiak
Female Border Guard
Sunny
Van Der Beer
Ranking Officer
Detective Brodowski
Detective Kumik
Belly dancer
Reverend Herman Headly
Olga Something-Long
Stoned Ice cream truck driver
The Construction Worker
Detroit Border Guard
Beefy Man #1
Beefy Guy #2
Crunch Calhoun's cellmate
Carnie
Passerby
(voice)
George