Dag Parker
Petra Lane
Ned Mosely
Lorelei
Milan
Mr. Keller
Peg Parker
Shooter Parker
Chaz Jr
Daisy
Stuart Miller
Rick Wilson
Mrs. Mosely
Dominguez
Actor
Vampiress
Chaz Sr
Perfect Being (voice)
Jenna Zombie
Zombie Mom (uncredited)
Goth girl #2
Coach Pulcifer
Goth girl #1
Parminder
Mrs. Franklin
Slushy Douche
Young Dag
Wolf
Voice from Crowd
Tiny Perfect Being
Overly Racist Vamp #1
Overtly Racist Vamp #2
Overtly Racist Citizen
Concerned Citizen Jane
Concerned Citizen Tom
Kathy Murch
Zombie Dad (uncredited)
Young Ned