Tristan Thorn
Yvaine
Victoria
Ferdy the Fence
Primus
Septimus
Secundus
King
Lamia
Captain Shakespeare
Empusa
Ditchwater Sal
Mormo
Una / Slave Girl
Guard
Dunstan Thorn
Skinny Pirate
Humphrey
Sextus
Tertius
Billy
Narrator (voice)
Quintus
Young Scientist
Victorian Academic
Young Dunstan Thorn
Grumpy Customer
Mr. Monday
Bishop
Quartus
Soothsayer
Bernard
Lackey
Girl Bernard
Yvaine's Sister
Old Pirate
Receptionist
New Bishop
Pirate