Dante
Randal
Veronica
Caitlin
Jay
Silent Bob
William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer
Angry Mourner
Chewlie's Rep
Old Man
Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer
Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer
Sanford / Angry Mourner
#812 Wynarski
Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer
Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door
Coroner
Administer of Fine / Orderly
Indecisive Video Customer
Caged Animal Maturbator
Dental School Video Customer
Trainer
Alyssa's Sister Heather
Tabloid Reading Customer
Cat-Watching Customer
Olaf the Russian Metalhead
Stuck in Chips Can
Jay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door
'Happy Scrappy' Mom
Hockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer
'Happy Scrappy' Kid
Bed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover
Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door
Blue Collar Man
Door Tugging Customer
Leaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door
Burner Looking for Weed
Cut-Off Customer
Customer with Diapers
Customer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves
Milk Lady
Little Smoking Girl
Angry Crowd at Door
Hockey Player
Angry Smoking Crowd