Dana Polk
Marty Mikalski
Curt Vaughn
Holden McCrea
Jules Louden
Richard Sitterson
Steve Hadley
Wendy Lin
Daniel Truman
The Director
Mordecai
Ronald The Intern
Fornicus, Lord of Bondage and Pain
Matthew Buckner
Patience Buckner
Father Buckner
Mother Buckner
Judah Buckner
Clean Man
Labcoat Girl
Demo Guy
Demo Girl
Operations Guy
Accountant
Elevator Guard
Lead Guard
Japanese Floaty Girl
Military Liaison
Werewolf Wrangler
Chem Department Guy
Japanese Frog Girl
Japanese School Girl
Werewolf/Merman
Sugarplum Fairy
Dismemberment Goblin
Floating Witch
The Clown (uncredited)