Barney Springboro
Peyton
Walter Johnson
Bernadette
Dexter Jones
Mr. Springboro
Mrs. Springboro
Robert Wolcott
Corrine Updike
Rose Burnhart
Jane Mitchell
Roscoe Brown
Art
Gary Cooter
Melissa Granger
'Too Mean' Levine
Umpire
Waiter
Croupier
Larry
Sheldon
Father Murray
Father Gallagher
Albert Einstein
Mrs. Jones
Donna
Amy
Debby
Cindy
“The Twisters”
Tiger Cheerleader
Spaceship Crew
Frat #1
Frat #2
Frat #3
Frat #4
Older Barney
Girl in Car (uncredited)
Redhead in White Thong Panties (uncredited)