Ed

Zach

Bradley

Tracey

Doug

Katnip

Effing White

Justmitch / Willy Wanker / Tim Pistol

Boo (voice)

Fruito

Teddy

Skip Bayflick (as Bruce Jenner)

Scuba Diver

Boo

Stephen A. Templesmith

Kaptain Kazakhstan

Thor

Bearded Wizard

Captain Jack

Tónto

Housewife Veronica

Housewife Heather

Housewife Tanya

Django

Calvin Dandy

Chastity

Topless Girl

Blue Princess

Blue Warrior

Scary

Zombie

Chineca Lame

Technician

Ultimate Boxer Guy

Bao

President Snowbama

Liam

MMA Fighter (uncredited)

Phu (uncredited)