Burke
Eloise Chandler
Lane
Marty
Donald, Burke's Father-in-Law
Shirley, Burke's Mother-in-Law
Walter
Jessica
Eloise's Mom
Tyler
Cab Driver
Unicom Executive
Unicom CEO
Cynthia
Beehive
Don
Lorraine
Barbara
Welling Eyes
Martha
Waiter
Mohawk
Nose-Ring
Tattoos
Workshopper