Joe Banks
DeDe / Angelica / Patricia Graynamore
Samuel Harvey Graynamore
Frank Waturi
Marshall
Luggage Salesman
Dr. Ellison
Dagmar
Waitress
Chief of the Waponis
Hairdresser
Waponi
Nurse
Mike
Tony
Fred - Guard
Italian Tailor
Underwear Salesman
Bellman
Ralph
Emo - Waponi Lookout
Baw - The Waponi Advance Man
Spanish Singer
Clerk
Saleswoman
Statue of Liberty
Salesman - Hammacher Schlemmer
God Woo
Musician (uncredited)