Rich Johnson
Rich's Penis
Josh Nelson
Jamie
Lindsay Young
Teenage Girl
Samantha
Emily
Former Best Friend
Strip Club Patron
Doctor
Mother
Waiter
Bob (voice)
Blond Guy
Chinese Delivery Guy
Kimi
Mature Woman
Catholic Teen Girl
Pharmacy Tech
Aunt Judy
Yoga Girl
Lindsay's Sister
Businessman Club Patron
The Video Game Nerd
Offensive Gay Stereotype Waiter
Teenage Boy
Shopper
Club Girl
Cop
Chicago Police Officer
Man in Front of Hardware Store