Cleon Salmon
Nuts
Rich Parente
Connor
Guy
Dave / Donnie
Tara
Horace the Lone Diner
Stacy
Mia
Anthony
Jamie the Line Chef
Carl the Manager
Samara Dubois
Waitress
Nutella
Morgan Fairchild
Dick Lobo
Patty the Hostess
Merlot Customer
Dry Sac Customer
Marlon Spencer
Mr. Yamamuri
Translator
The Escort
The John
Steve Lemmaducci
Mrs. Eva Salmon Parente
Stanley Bellin
British Guy
Disgusted Businessman