Sissy Hankshaw
Delores Del Ruby
The Chink
Miss Adrian
Julian Gitche
The Countess
Bonanza Jellybean
Rupert
Carla
Marie Barth
Howard Barth
Madame Zoe
Dr. Dreyfus
Mrs. Hankshaw
Young Sissy
Sissy's Daddy
Sissy's Uncle
Lionel
Cowgirl Debbie
Cowgirl Heather
Cowgirl Gloria
Cowgirl Mary
Big Red
Cowgirl Donna
Cowgirl Kym
Commercial Director
Cameraman
Crewman
Rubber Rose Bird Expert
White House Undersecretary
Sheriff
FBI Director
FBI Agent
Rubber Rose Maid
Brain Surgeon
Salsa Singer
Pilgrim Man
Pilgrim Woman
Pilgrim Driver
Self
Cowgirl
Narrator (voice)
Naturalist (uncredited)
Musician at Barbecue (uncredited)