Sandy
Miranda Collins
Jesse
Bradley
Gabi
Kristin
Henry
Tina
Zack Zim
Flo
Earl
Russell
Max
Lance Wallace
Kimberly
Jody
Gwenda
Peter
Mikey
Vicky
Rachel
Charlie
Wally Burn
Sonia
Lt. Dana Barton
Shorty
Randy the Clown
Miranda's Assistant Betty
Miranda's Publicist Inez
Tommy
Tiny
Opening Mom Narrator (voice)
Val
Evette
Peter's Friend Sam
Paige
Principal Bobby Lee
Beth Anne
Beanzie
Tanner
Club Announcer Brady
Customer at Book Signing (Rory Schroder)
Lexi
Grocery Checker
Hostess
Bar Patron
Male Soccer Referee
Comedy Audience Couple
Hotel Bellman
Cartwheel Kid
Dog Walker Gigi
Dog Walker Leah
Motorcycle Cop
Male Cop
Female Cop