Gen. Glen McMahon

Greg Pulver

Willy Dunne

Cory Staggart

Matt Little

Simon Ball

Badi Basim

Pat McKinnon

Pete Duckman

Andy Moon

Dick Waddle

Ricky Ortega

Cpl. Billy Cole

President Karzai

Jeannie McMahon

Ray Canucci

Captain Dick North

Mike Cutter (as Kolwole Bokinni)

Tony Song

Pvt. Nick Farrenberg

Trey Wandella

Sean Cullen

Colonel Derek Bogg

Colonel Plotti Balotti

Colonel Helmut Bauer

Edith May

President Obama (as Reginald D. Brown)

Andy Carroll (as Christopher Lew Kum Hoi)

General Mohammad Khan

Pierre Giteau

Tashi Tsomo

Chaplain Richards

Bernie Coot Special Operator

Translator Kenny

Lydia Cunningham

Translator - Shura

German Politician

Tom Howard

Lt. Col. Frank Groom

Dutch Contractor

Captain Barbara Floss

Pope

Payne

Paul Smear

US Platoon Commander

General Vladislav Melnik

German Hotel Clerk

Marja Father

Marja Child

Afgan Bureaucrat

Afghan Palace Guard

Macedonian Guard #1

Le Grand Hotel Clerk

Bob White

Gala Dignitary

USRAF Soldier

Lt. Cole

Young

Arnold