Charles "Chuck" Levine
Lawrence "Larry" Valentine
Alex McDonough
Captain Phineas J. Tucker
Fred G. Duncan
Clinton Fitzer
Renaldo Pinera
Steve
Benefits Supervisor
Kevin McDonough
Councilman Banks
Hooters Girl
Darla
Tori Valentine
Donna
Doctor Honey
Teacher
Bernie's Mother
Mr. Auerbach
Crazy Homeless Man
Teresa
Glen Aldrich
Band Leader
Salesman
NY Cop
Jim the Protestor
Mailman
Karl Eisendorf
David Nootzie
Tony Paroni
Higgy
J.D.
Eric Valentine
Bernie
Protestor
Asian Minister
Transvestite Groupie
Cab Driver