Lt. Frank Drebin
Jane Spencer
Ed Hocken
Nordberg
Rocco
Muriel
Tanya
Louise
Ted
Papshmir
Clayton
Defense Attorney
Stenographer
Dr. Eisendrath
Store Manager
Melon Lady
Grocery Mother
Purse Woman
Jason
Bobbi
Nurse
Dr. Kohlzak
Dr. Roberts
Carjacker
Corridor Guard
Big Hairy Con
Ann B. Davis
Mess Hall Convict
Trucker
Priest
Cabbie
Director
Vanna White
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Security Guard
Mary Lou Retton
Phil Donahue's Make-Up Man
Presenter
Mother Theresa
Pia Zadora
Cop
Umpire
Doctor
Clinic Patient
Train Lady #1
Train Lady #2
Train Lady #3
Teleprompter Guy
Tuba Player
Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'
Producer's Wife
Assistant Director
Maalox Boy
Gabriella
Dominatrix
Bryce Porterhouse Guard
Lifetime Award Recipient
Conductor
Frank Jr.
Mr. Big
Sumo Wrestler
Florence Henderson
Waldo
President Clinton
Pope
Dancer
Oscar Audience Member
Mercedes Lady
Taxi Driver
Mourner
Boy of Geriatric Park
Girl of Geriatric Park
Old Man
Screaming Supermarket Baby
James Earl Jones (uncredited)
Raquel Welch (uncredited)
Shannen Doherty (uncredited)
Elliott Gould (uncredited)
Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)
Prison Guard (uncredited)
Prisoner #2 (uncredited)
Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)
Tyrone (uncredited)
Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)
Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt (uncredited)
Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)