Lt. Frank Drebin
Jane Spencer
Ed Hocken
Nordberg
Quentin Hapsburg
Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker
Commissioner Brumford
Hector Savage
Baggett
Fenzwick
Dunwell
Ted Olsen
George Bush
Barbara Bush
John Sununu
Winnie Mandela
Blues Singer
Mrs. Redmond
Crackhouse Cop
Mariachi
TV Reporter
Barbecue Dad
Barbecue Mom
TV Commercial Announcer
Mel Tormé
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush."
"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."
"Hey, that's a pretty nice clock."
"It's 4 minutes too slow."
"Vert well, sir. It's from the lady."
"Always nice to see nice people."
"You pigs...say your prayers."
"Is this some kind of bust?"
"Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."
"Your coat, sir?"
"Phone call, Commissioner"
"Hey, what the hell happened to the water pressure?"
"For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."
"He's wired!"
"¡Ojala que se mejoré pronto!"
"Recuerdos a todos."
"¿Puede decirme donde esta la casa de musica?"
"Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!"
"Yeah!"
"Let's get him."
"You're on my groin."
"If that's your attitude, forget it."
Party Guest
Mr. Redmond
Barbecue Daughter
Barbecue Boy
Davy Crockett
Obstetrician
FBI Agent
Lab Technician
McTigue
Slave to the Composer
Lady in Waiting