Lenny Feder
Eric Lamonsoff
Kurt McKenzie
Marcus Higgins
Rob Hilliard
Roxanne Chase-Feder
Sally Lamonsoff
Deanne McKenzie
Gloria
Mama Ronzoni
Rita
Wiley
Dickie Bailey
Malcolm
Jasmine Hilliard
Amber Hilliard
Bridget Hilliard
Greg Feder
Keithie Feder
Becky Feder
Donna Lamonsoff
Bean Lamonsoff
Andre McKenzie
Charlotte McKenzie
Norby The Ride Guy
Pastor
Bobby 'Buzzer' Ferdinando
Geezer
Robideaux
Muzby
Tardio
Tardio's Wife
Tardio's Daughter
Referee
Bailey's Wife
Bailey's Son
Young Lenny Feder
Young Eric Lamonsoff
Young Kurt McKenzie
Young Marcus Higgins
Young Rob Hilliard
Higgins' Father
Scoreboard Guy
Water Park Stud
Waitress
Young Bailey
Young Malcolm
Young Robideaux
Young Muzby
Young Tardio
Milk Kid