Graeme Willy
Clive Gollings
Paul (voice)
Special Agent Lorenzo Zoil
Ruth Buggs
Haggard
Tara Walton
O'Reilly
Moses Buggs
Pat Stevenson
Gus
Jake
The Big Guy
Adam Shadowchild
Self
Young Tara
Valet
Adam Shadowchild Fan
Sword Vendor
Security Guard
Jorge
State Trooper
Gas Station Attendant
Band Member #1
Band Member #2
Band Member #3
Band Member #4
Band Member #5
Police Officer
Robed Woman
Comic Store Clerk
Keith Nash
Fireworks Store Clerk
Comic Book Dealer (uncredited)
Comic Con Conan (uncredited)
Sailor Moon (uncredited)
Snake Plissken Cosplay (uncredited)
Comic Con Nerd (uncredited)
Comic Con (uncredited)
Comic-Con Chewbacca (uncredited)
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Baker (uncredited)
Princess Leia (uncredited)
Felix the Cat (uncredited)
Bartender (uncredited)
Princess Lea (uncredited)
Comic Con Clone Trooper (uncredited)
Angry Stage Manager (uncredited)
Gray Uglydoll (uncredited)